This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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