Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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