Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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