Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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