There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She's the barista slut.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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