shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We had to coat check the pizza.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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