just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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