so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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