spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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