He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I party with great urgency now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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