What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Randomize
