Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
how can u be prego again
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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