dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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