I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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