but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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