margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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