covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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