stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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