Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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