so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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