The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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