There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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