we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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