No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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