ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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