I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just want nice things and good sex
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
