is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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