She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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