But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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