drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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