If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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