Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I don't think brook has ever known best
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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