he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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