he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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