I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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