so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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