I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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