I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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