I want to stick my p in your. b.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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