scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
