Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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