I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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