I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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