To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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