Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Dignity is for republicans.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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