On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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