just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You are a genius and a whore.
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