Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize