Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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