Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
