How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You are the jesus of drinking
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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