I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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