i don't like sucking hair
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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