question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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