I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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