So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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