Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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