You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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